The_master_theorem
A_society_of_solvers
About The Master Theorem
I'm M, or at least that's how I'm known, and I'll be your guide. I founded The Master Theorem years ago as a secret society of solvers at Columbia University. At first, I thought that I wanted to do the same things that every mystery-shrouded founder of a secret society wants to do: cultivate bright young minds, spark forward-thinking debate, take over the world, you know. We had a Dead Poets Society sort of thing going on for a while, but I don't make a great Robin Williams. For starters, I'm decidedly more badass.

So, I informed the Members that it was time to broaden our scope. The Master Theorem remains a Members-only society, but anyone with the determination to join us can earn Membership.

The Herculean test of your grit is as follows: Submit the solution, in the form of a word or phrase, to any puzzle, called a Theorem. As a Member, you'll have the chance to search for hidden Seals throughout the website and compete with other Members by earning points for all of your efforts.

As of the 2011 end of year holiday celebrations, I'll be taking a leave of absence. I know you'll sorely miss my weekly presence, but The Master Theorem website will remain up. So, continue to poke around and earn your way up the ranks of the Elite. And whether or not I'm around, always remember: The Master Theorem lives on.
Contact The Master Theorem
Although I founded this society, I don't have the time or attention span for administrative busy work or customer service. If you have any questions or comments, one of my assistants will help you with a quick response:

For general questions, comments, and concerns, please email N@themastertheorem.com.
For media inquiries, please contact O@themastertheorem.com.
For questions or problems regarding the website, please contact P@themastertheorem.com.

Please don't contact M@themastertheorem.com.


I'm M, and I'll be your guide. I founded The Master Theorem years ago as a Members-only society of puzzle-solvers, but anyone with the determination to join us can earn Membership by submitting the solution to this or any week's puzzle, called a Theorem. The solution will be in the form of a word or a phrase. As a Member, you'll have the chance to search for hidden Seals throughout the website and compete with other Members by earning points for all of your efforts.

Visit the About page to learn more about The Master Theorem.

Having trouble solving this week's Theorem? Visit the Help page, which has tips and tutorials for puzzle-solvers.